Mom: “Next year Dad turns 50!”
Daughter: “It can also be the year he stops burpin’, slurpin’, and tootin’.”
Statuses
Rewatch Of The Jedi
These Ewoks look like little George Lucases.
A Small Sampling
The Good Wife.
He Never Stops
Picking up backyard poop with the dog, as you do on Christmas morning.
Something Died Inside Him, I Think
It’s the worst when I blame the dog and it’s really the dog.
It’s Always This Or iTouch Crap
“Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek” GIVE IT A REST NERDS