I present the HAM BARRISTER WIG for those long days in court.
Kids in bed, wife out with friends. Time to see if I can polish off this contraband. http://amzn.com/B00T96XC0Q
Got my new keyboard today. That’s all the keys I’m licensed for.
Seems like a Jar Jar chew toy would earn millions.
Yeah, like I want to teach my dog to attack dinosaurs of all things.
I promise I will never be able to name or recognize any Kanye West song.