First There Was The Chocolate Gavel

I present the HAM BARRISTER WIG for those long days in court.

There’s Also My Unfinished Emacs Reference Manual….

Kids in bed, wife out with friends. Time to see if I can polish off this contraband.

My Mouse Has No Buttons

Got my new keyboard today. That’s all the keys I’m licensed for.

I’m Tempted By The Ewok

Seems like a Jar Jar chew toy would earn millions.

Especially Not A T-Rex

Yeah, like I want to teach my dog to attack dinosaurs of all things.

I Will Not Recognize His Face Either

I promise I will never be able to name or recognize any Kanye West song.