It’s Just Wrong

2-year-olds eating pizza drive me mad because they don’t respect the spatial properties. No sense of top or front.

Frozen Delight

Homemade ice cream night. 

Tiny Bladders

The number of kids necessary for the bathroom trip cycle to endlessly repeat must not be much bigger than 4.

It’s A Wonder I Come Home

Tonight’s welcome home is best expressed in emoji:

BABYBATHTUBPILE OF POO