It’s A Swearing In, Not A Coronation

No I won’t be watching the inauguration. Nor did I watch it 4, 8, 12, 16 years ago. It’s a dude starting a job, not a king being crowned.

Plunging Is A Primary Dad Occupation

My kids like to make signs.

A New Version Of “Hide The Banana”

Bought these today.

Find the banana.

You can’t.

Down Only 0.3 Hours From 2015

According to, my TV-viewing tracker, I only averaged 3.4 hours of TV viewing per week in 2016, showing that I really do track too much data.

Moore’s Law My Butt

Remember when a 6-year-old computer wasn’t worth more than a doorstop?