My dog can out-juke your NFL player.
Non-sports guy estimates months played per year:
Me when ball is kicked: Bet you $1000 it’s run back for a TD.
Son: I’ll take that bet.
For all I know there are no fish in the tank I’ve been dropping food in for months.
Mom: “Next year Dad turns 50!”
Daughter: “It can also be the year he stops burpin’, slurpin’, and tootin’.”
“Star Wars: The Force Awakens set a new sales record at warp speed.” — NPR unintentionally trolling.
These Ewoks look like little George Lucases.