I am getting a lot of mileage these days out of my “wife has made it clear that the stains are too visible for wearing out in public but they are very, very comfortable” shirts.
Respect to the guy in the auto service waiting area who doesn’t hesitate to flip through channels on a whim. Unfortunately, daytime TV is a vast wasteland so it all sucks and it’s all VERY VERY LOUD. 38.877126-94.794494
Dialog from forthcoming Princess Bride 2: The Married Years: Her: The downstairs bathroom has a nasty clog Him: As you wish.