I am getting a lot of mileage these days out of my “wife has made it clear that the stains are too visible for wearing out in public but they are very, very comfortable” shirts.
Respect to the guy in the auto service waiting area who doesn’t hesitate to flip through channels on a whim.
Unfortunately, daytime TV is a vast wasteland so it all sucks and it’s all VERY VERY LOUD.
Dialog from forthcoming Princess Bride 2: The Married Years:
Her: The downstairs bathroom has a nasty clog
Him: As you wish.
No one tell my kids I didn’t invent adding shredded cheese to the Kraft dinner.
Drinking Champaign and watching a chick flick, like a boss.