Respect to the guy in the auto service waiting area who doesn’t hesitate to flip through channels on a whim.
Unfortunately, daytime TV is a vast wasteland so it all sucks and it’s all VERY VERY LOUD.
Dialog from forthcoming Princess Bride 2: The Married Years:
Her: The downstairs bathroom has a nasty clog
Him: As you wish.
No one tell my kids I didn’t invent adding shredded cheese to the Kraft dinner.
Drinking Champaign and watching a chick flick, like a boss.
Good golly, that took a really long time.