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Never change, CVS Parking Lot.

Respect to the guy in the auto service waiting area who doesn’t hesitate to flip through channels on a whim.

Unfortunately, daytime TV is a vast wasteland so it all sucks and it’s all VERY VERY LOUD.

Dialog from forthcoming Princess Bride 2: The Married Years:

Her: The downstairs bathroom has a nasty clog

Him: As you wish.

No one tell my kids I didn’t invent adding shredded cheese to the Kraft dinner.


Drinking Champaign and watching a chick flick, like a boss.

Good golly, that took a really long time.