Me: I bought you this vacuum sealer pump thingy for leftover wine. Her: … Her: What is… “leftover wine”?
Picked up (curb-side) birthday food from @jackstackbbq today. They were well organized, processed cars through efficiently, and effectively minimized exposure risk (both directions). And my car smells good now.
Me: I keep trying to find the Quantum Resort, but every time I look it’s in a different state. Wife: Are you sure?
I played D&D with this guy in grade school and lost touch with him after college. I think this is his first ever Facebook post. How personal will this get for each of us before we’re done?
I am getting a lot of mileage these days out of my “wife has made it clear that the stains are too visible for wearing out in public but they are very, very comfortable” shirts.
