Me: I keep trying to find the Quantum Resort, but every time I look it’s in a different state.

Wife: Are you sure?

Lock down means sometimes you let the kids run and scream more than you might normally.

I played D&D with this guy in grade school and lost touch with him after college. I think this is his first ever Facebook post.

How personal will this get for each of us before we’re done?

Violin class endures.

New worry: People who are now desperate for COVID-19 drugs are latching on to the teeny-tiny, unproven possibility that hydroxychloroquine might help, so it’s going to be snatched up.

My wife depends on that drug for other health issues.

Jokes For Old People

I picked up leaves for a few hours today and met the agony of defeat. Mostly the left foot, but they both hurt. And there are still endless effing leaves out there.