Having kids means not questioning the fake mustache stuck on your desk.
Statuses
Way Better At The 100-Yard Dash Too
My dog can out-juke your NFL player.
That’s A Complete List, Right?
Non-sports guy estimates months played per year:
NCAABB 1
NCAAFB weekend
NBA 11
NFL 3
MLB 8
NHL 0
Yeah, Don’t Mess With Me
Me when ball is kicked: Bet you $1000 it’s run back for a TD.
Son: I’ll take that bet.
Heard It Through The Grape Juice Vine
I Know There’s A Dog Eating The Dog Food
For all I know there are no fish in the tank I’ve been dropping food in for months.