And The Two Most Spoiled

Time for the two youngest kids to play without older interference.

So Many Things Wrong With This

Re-examining life choices after slamming down a big glass of expired egg nog for second breakfast.

I read this very wrong out of the corner of my eye on the first take. Target isn’t that stupid, thank goodness.

I don’t remember having corn.

I got a new one!

Saw this at the local Petco:

They do need to capture the all-important canine demographic.

What dog could resist chewing on carbonate?

In the checkout area they even had a harness designed as a sort of weak Wookie costume.

I should have checked the cat aisle for a Millennium Falcon pooper scooper. You know, to truly honor the memories.