How painful is it to accidentally rip your toenail off? My 7yo daughter can now answer that.
Author: scrooks
Quack Quack
“Damn it, Daniel, the lips! Push out the lips! MY. BOND. WILL. HAVE. DUCK. LIPS!”
Maybe He’ll Choke Next Time
Shopping for the stupid dog, I guess.
There’s No Lap He Won’t Sit In
The things one does while waiting for a theater to open up.
“Hey, Let’s All Die Here, Guys!”
This is where I keep my dead flies.
Mad At Dog
Our dog just ate all the ‘Nilla Wafers.
It’s okay to hate a dog for a while, right?