Stupid dog.
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Always Be Contrary
it’s so hot. Wish it would rain.
Ways In Which Children Drive You Insane
🎶Hola hola hola🎶
A Dora ear worm is very not pleasant. A shot in the head may be preferable.
My Puppy Can Beat Up Your Puppy
Don’t screw with Lucky. Just don’t.
Like Father…
My 3yo girl lines up her French frys before eating them. For right now she’s my favorite. Shhhhh.
A Restaurant Shouldn’t Give You A Numb Butt
Got a free meal (for 7!) at Red Robin today.
It’s usually not a good thing when they give you your meal for free.