Nothing like 24 hours of driving in 2 days to boost your spirits. 
Statuses
Sour Memories
When I was a kid, getting milk at Mcdonald’s was like playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets in your that’s-not-right gun.
Worry Date
First time out with NO kids in a long while…
WTF? Seriously?
For sale on Amazon: Melanie’s Marvelous Measles
Picky Picky
This treadmill has the crappiest font and absolutely no kerning.
Exercise is boring.
Universal Fun
Cheap flashlights == tons of kid fun.
