I don’t remember having corn.
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Almost a year to get the block…
I got a new one!
Yeah, Pretty Painful
How painful is it to accidentally rip your toenail off? My 7yo daughter can now answer that.
Quack Quack
“Damn it, Daniel, the lips! Push out the lips! MY. BOND. WILL. HAVE. DUCK. LIPS!”
Maybe He’ll Choke Next Time
Shopping for the stupid dog, I guess.
There’s No Lap He Won’t Sit In
The things one does while waiting for a theater to open up.
