I don’t remember having corn.

Almost a year to get the block…

I got a new one!

Yeah, Pretty Painful

How painful is it to accidentally rip your toenail off? My 7yo daughter can now answer that.

“Damn it, Daniel, the lips! Push out the lips! MY. BOND. WILL. HAVE. DUCK. LIPS!”

Shopping for the stupid dog, I guess.

The things one does while waiting for a theater to open up.