Going to try to get Willem Dafoe to play my dog in the film version of The Last Temptation Of Lucky.
You know he could sue you for mental cruelty for teasing him with the trash.
I’ll counter-sue for the anguish caused by prying his jaws open to remove napkins.
Thank you for feeling sad for me, Mom, but Lucky’s getting to the point where he’s trained to not get in the trash anymore. I’ll be okay.
You are so cute!! No wonder I love you and your dog so much!!
I just have a feeling it won’t be his last temptation.
Steve Crooks will see to that!