“Hey, Siri, play some melancholy music.”

“Okay‚Ķ I hope you’re feeling okay.”

Aww, thanks Siri.

No one tell my kids I didn’t invent adding shredded cheese to the Kraft dinner.


So glad to have done the final snow-blowing of the season. Again.

Drinking Champaign and watching a chick flick, like a boss.

The decorating season appears to be changing.

Snarfing chili in a quiet Costco by myself before power shopping for booze and sundries.

Nope, I don’t miss bachelorhood.