Asides

Respect to the guy in the auto service waiting area who doesn’t hesitate to flip through channels on a whim.

Unfortunately, daytime TV is a vast wasteland so it all sucks and it’s all VERY VERY LOUD.

Dialog from forthcoming Princess Bride 2: The Married Years:

Her: The downstairs bathroom has a nasty clog

Him: As you wish.

“Hey, Siri, play some melancholy music.”

“Okay‚Ķ I hope you’re feeling okay.”

Aww, thanks Siri.

No one tell my kids I didn’t invent adding shredded cheese to the Kraft dinner.

Tagged

So glad to have done the final snow-blowing of the season. Again.

Drinking Champaign and watching a chick flick, like a boss.