For sale on Amazon: Melanie’s Marvelous Measles
Picky Picky
This treadmill has the crappiest font and absolutely no kerning.
Exercise is boring.
Universal Fun
Tube Food
Crap, I just discovered I like GoGurt.
eBay Sniping In The United States
How you get two hours of Oscar-worthy movie out of buying crap on eBay is beyond me.
Hot Chocolate
There is no question: my wife knows how to make hot chocolate.