Homemade ice cream night.
I Canna Feel Me Butt
Tiny Bladders
The number of kids necessary for the bathroom trip cycle to endlessly repeat must not be much bigger than 4.
It’s A Wonder I Come Home
Tonight’s welcome home is best expressed in emoji:
I Mean, Free Food Works For Me, But…
Red Robin really needs to get their act together in the kitchen.
That’s Enough Time In Afghanistan
Waiting for a very special soldier. (Post delayed to maintain surprise.)
