By the way, stay FAR, FAR away from Costco the Saturday before Christmas.

It’s all over. I did not survive. You’ll find me haunting the popcorn butter dispenser.

2 down. I’m seeing in 3D without even wearing the glasses.

1 incredibly long butt numbing movie down. 2 slightly shorter to go. I didn’t remember much of #1, but the same is not true of #2.

There’s a person in an “Elven” cloak sitting in my row. Shoot me now.