Worried my 7yo daughter knows something I don’t…
I Know There’s A Dog Eating The Dog Food
For all I know there are no fish in the tank I’ve been dropping food in for months.
At Least She Didn’t Say “Drinkin'”
Mom: “Next year Dad turns 50!”
Daughter: “It can also be the year he stops burpin’, slurpin’, and tootin’.”
We’ll Lose The Dog In This
I think the Dark Sky app might need to lay off the egg nog.
The Vulcan Jedi Are Amazing
“Star Wars: The Force Awakens set a new sales record at warp speed.” — NPR unintentionally trolling.
Rewatch Of The Jedi
These Ewoks look like little George Lucases.