I promise I will never be able to name or recognize any Kanye West song.
Sure, I Could Probably Fix It
But I think we found a great use for an old iPhone with a cracked screen.
I slapped a cheap screen protector on it (to keep it from cracking further) and bought a little speaker dock from Amazon. It now lives on a shelf in the girls’ bedroom where they listen to Mom-approved music during the day, and the Apple Music “lullabies” radio station at night while falling asleep.
Works great!
At Least I Think It’s Fake
Way Better At The 100-Yard Dash Too
My dog can out-juke your NFL player.
That’s A Complete List, Right?
Non-sports guy estimates months played per year:
NCAABB 1
NCAAFB weekend
NBA 11
NFL 3
MLB 8
NHL 0
Yeah, Don’t Mess With Me
Me when ball is kicked: Bet you $1000 it’s run back for a TD.
Son: I’ll take that bet.