I learned tonight what I would do if faced with unlimited burnt ends and that I am stupid.

 

The correct form of play, just like I would have done at age 3. Yes! Today she’s my favorite.

So… Is the Ark of the Covenant actually stored at IKEA?

That day you come of age and get a Build-A-Bear.

And your parents’ life savings are gone in a puff of stuffing.

These fiber gummies are so damn good I might just eat the whole bottle tonight.

At a KU orientation with 18yo and skipping the current session.

Just like I used to do 30 years ago.