“Damn it, Daniel, the lips! Push out the lips! MY. BOND. WILL. HAVE. DUCK. LIPS!”
Category: Whatever
Maybe He’ll Choke Next Time
Shopping for the stupid dog, I guess.
There’s No Lap He Won’t Sit In
The things one does while waiting for a theater to open up.
“Hey, Let’s All Die Here, Guys!”
This is where I keep my dead flies.
Mad At Dog
Our dog just ate all the ‘Nilla Wafers.
It’s okay to hate a dog for a while, right?
I’m Full Of Ideas Today
How about Football For 4? 4 teams of 11, field in the shape of a cross, 4 endzones, 1 winner.