Removed all swipe keyboards. Slower than one-finger tapping. WAY slower than two-finger tapping.

I often wonder why I bother ever connecting to wifi. Especially now that my data pool is 30gb.

I’ll use any excuse.

It must take these guys a while to switch out the fake beards for monocle and top hat on the way to their mansions.

Better, Time Warner, but you’re still no Google Fiber (installing next summer).

Hey superstitious friends, this is the first Royals game I’ve watched this season.