Removed all swipe keyboards. Slower than one-finger tapping. WAY slower than two-finger tapping.

I often wonder why I bother ever connecting to wifi. Especially now that my data pool is 30gb.

I’ll use any excuse.

It must take these guys a while to switch out the fake beards for monocle and top hat on the way to their mansions.

Better, Time Warner, but you’re still no Google Fiber (installing next summer).