“Hey, Let’s All Die Here, Guys!”

This is where I keep my dead flies.

Mad At Dog

Our dog just ate all the ‘Nilla Wafers.

It’s okay to hate a dog for a while, right?

How about Football For 4? 4 teams of 11, field in the shape of a cross, 4 endzones, 1 winner.

I want to see Doubles Football. 44 players, wider field, maybe 2 balls.

Two is twice as good as one.

Seems appropriate. Somehow. For 9:30am. Don’t judge.