2-year-olds eating pizza drive me mad because they don’t respect the spatial properties. No sense of top or front.
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Frozen Delight
Homemade ice cream night.
I Canna Feel Me Butt
Tiny Bladders
The number of kids necessary for the bathroom trip cycle to endlessly repeat must not be much bigger than 4.
It’s A Wonder I Come Home
Tonight’s welcome home is best expressed in emoji:
I Mean, Free Food Works For Me, But…
Red Robin really needs to get their act together in the kitchen.
