Mom: “Next year Dad turns 50!”
Daughter: “It can also be the year he stops burpin’, slurpin’, and tootin’.”
Mom: “Next year Dad turns 50!”
Daughter: “It can also be the year he stops burpin’, slurpin’, and tootin’.”
“Star Wars: The Force Awakens set a new sales record at warp speed.” — NPR unintentionally trolling.
These Ewoks look like little George Lucases.
Picking up backyard poop with the dog, as you do on Christmas morning.