So, we have an article written by an idiot, about idiots, doing idiotic things.

GEEZ.
I'm sure it's the fault of Apple and the cell provider that these people are doing stupid things, too. Why, I'll bet no one ever told them to use wireless when possible to avoid hitting your cell data cap. Well, not more than six or seven times.

The one at the "coffee shop" just kills me. I'm sure there are coffee shops without wireless, but I haven't seen one in a long time. I mean, even the nearly-dead shopping malls have free public wireless.

It's a good thing there's nothing important going on for the reporter to report on so we can get hard-hitting informative articles like this one.

I suppose it's theoretically possible that the posted it with their tongues planted cheekside so that we could all feel amused and superior...but I wouldn't wager on it.