Worst horrors of nature in order:
1 horse
2 wasp
3 jellyfish
4 scorpion
5 tick
6 dora the explorer
7 centipede
8 spider

Shoot, now they have to win on Friday AND Saturday.

Removed all swipe keyboards. Slower than one-finger tapping. WAY slower than two-finger tapping.

I often wonder why I bother ever connecting to wifi. Especially now that my data pool is 30gb.

I’ll use any excuse.

It must take these guys a while to switch out the fake beards for monocle and top hat on the way to their mansions.